Asteroids on Steroids!
A downloadable game
💫 ABOUT THIS GAME
So there you are, in your cute little spaceship, minding your own business. Suddenly - SPACE ROCKS! Everywhere! And they're not just floating politely. Oh no. These asteroids have attitude, physics, and a serious personal space problem. This is Asteroids On Steroids - where classic arcade action chugged an energy drink and went completely bonkers!
🎮 WHAT AWAITS YOU
💥 PHYSICS MAYHEM
These aren't your grandma's floating rocks! We've got:
- Smash two asteroids together? Enjoy the sparkly fragment fireworks!
- Shoot one rock? Watch it explode into a dozen smaller rocks that want revenge!
- It's like dominoes, but with cosmic boulders and explosions!
🔫 UPGRADES GO BRRRRR
Start with a peashooter, end with a LASER OF COSMIC DOOM! 8 levels of weapon upgrades that turn your ship from "please don't hurt me" to "I AM THE DANGER". Collect power-ups and watch your firepower go absolutely insane!
👾 THE MYSTERY FINALE
Survive long enough and you'll meet... *The Thing*. We don't know what it is. It's big, it's mysterious, it's probably not friendly. Let's just call it the "Cosmic Final Exam" and pray your lasers are charged up! Even if not, at least you'll find out where the asteroids are coming from! Or maybe so?
🎯 FEATURES THAT GO BOOM
• Kaboom-tastic destruction - everything breaks into everything else!
• Cool chiptune-esque music - lots of melodies to enjoy while bashing them stones!
• Asteroid family drama - big ones make medium ones make tiny angry ones!
• Epic boss WTF moment - because every space party needs a surprise guest!
• Power-ups that make you feel OP - become the bull in the space china shop!
• "Just one more try" addiction - we're not sorry!
• Mouth-made sounds - say what?!?!
🚨 WARNING: MAY CAUSE
- Shouting "NOOOO!" at the screen
- Triumphant victory dances
- Addiction to space explosions
- Suspicion that asteroids are plotting against you
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READY TO BECOME SPACE DUST?
*The rocks are waiting... and they brought friends!*
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Install instructions
***APOLOGIES for the immense installation size, it's a matter of how Python handles video codecs. I just could not optimize it better in this release***
HOW TO LAUNCH:
1. Extract the entire archive to your computer
2. Run AsteroidsOnSteroids.exe
NOTE: alt+Enter to enter the fixed windowed mode.
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